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The message ended with a warning to watch out for a Viro-nazi
ambush. Outlaw sent a carrier-pigon-gram
to Mr. & Mrs. South Paw in Ogden instructing them to rush to Escalante
posing as a mild mannered couple on a camping trip. Outlaw then sent Sundance to set up a lookout
at Crystal Geyser. The carrier pigeons
were last seen heading for Hawaii.
Upon arrival, Sundance and South Paw sent messages to Outlaw
encoded within satellite TV signals of the X-files. Unfortunately, Outlaw had fallen asleep
during the Simpsons and missed that episode of the X-files. Sundance sent for Alien Brat to zip over to
Pass Patrol’s hideout and zap Outlaw with the following message.
“Viro-nazis behind every bush.
(Over) Aborting the trip is the only logical action. (Over) Don’t come over!
Unfortunately, Alien Brat stopped at Venus for gas and once
he found out about all the women there, he never made it back.
Outlaw had only one thing to do before heading for Utah. Viro-nazis were expecting two hundred Pass
Patrol vehicles. Outlaw only had six
signed up. It was easily
resolved. Outlaw simply signed up 194
immaginary vehicles and instructed them to enter Grand Staircase from Page,
Arizona.
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